A DISH BEST SERVED HOT!!!!!

I can't believe that bitch did this to me".


"I thought that ours was a true friendship".


"On her wedding day, I was the one that hitched her white skirt over her head when she had a sudden case of the shits".


"I should have let her skidmark that fucking white dress".


"I kept her secrets and trusted that our plans and hopes for the future would materialize.


"We were in it together, we planned the perfect caper."


"Nine years of work, nine years of pandering to that geriatric bastatd>"

"Now, It is payback time".





Many thoughts go through my mind as I make my way down 14th Street. I am not surprised that I still get stares from the crack-heads, pimps and whores. Maybe they recognise me? Maybe they don't, but right now I don't give a shit. It is time to get the show on the road.

"No more miss nice bitch", got to make it known that I still have my edge.


14Th Street hasn't changed much from when I was "buy-sexual", as I used to say; "you buy and I am sexual".

The sights, smells and sounds of this place haven't changed. The train station with its boarded up windows and oppressive odour of urine clearly is still a crack den.
The dumpster right before me was the scene of my introduction to the dark side of city life. I had no idea what a cleveland steamer was until that very night, and bot what an introduction it was.

The abandoned Rialto Theater is still here, I wonder if the bug chasers still go there on a Thursday night to be infected with a heady dose of HIV. Sex shops, glory holes, porno theaters, snuff movies, rent boys, kiddie porn, She-Males, cut throats and killers. Every peccadillo is catered to on these streets, but my mission tonight is somewhat different from what the usual 14Th street straggler has in mind.

"Hey watch where the fuck you are going" . I snapped in irritation as a short fuck wearing a hat and walking with a limp bumped into me. Bastard seemed in a hurry, I guess we all have our demons that we are fighting.


I get to the bar, I don't want to be followed so I do a quick volte face, walk halfway around the block, turn around as I get closer to Clara's patch. I don't need her recognising me. As I make my way back I check my inventory; mace, condoms, a couple lines of coke, cigarettes, cuticle cream, nail polish, flick knife, .22 caliber Smith and Wesson, tampons, and her picture.


I walk in and order myself a scotch, I survey the area and inwardly smile at the memories this place evokes. I light up a cigarette and wait for him to arrive. Nine Gauloises, and three whiskeys later he comes in. We exchange a knowing glance and walks over. He lumbers towards me, and I can't not help but feel somewhat intimidated by him. He is at least six foot four but has such poor posture that at best appears four inches shorter. He is almost as broad as he it tall, his face is scarred and contorted in a permanent satanic grimace. His leather jacket was cheap and smelled like the animal it was made from, he sat down beside me and held out his caloused hand.

I hand him the picture and wait for his reaction..............


"This dame looks just like you". He said in the typical wise guy fashion.

"If you want me to whack you, it is gonna cost you extra lady, and payment upfront"


"That is my twin sister" I said ........


"Make the bitch bleed"

45 Comments:

  1. UndaCovaSista said...
    Could it be that i am first?...I think you'll find i am!!!
    UndaCovaSista said...
    Intriguing...The plot thickens
    Nwanyi Ocha said...
    2nddddd .... yes!!!!! let mi go read...loloolol
    Nwanyi Ocha said...
    oohhhhhh nowwww... make una no confuse me too much nahhh abeg... lololol

    Great stuff... who's next?
    NigerianDramaQueen said...
    TOP 5! Yeahhhh
    SOLOMONSYDELLE said...
    she wants to kill her own ----? I won't put the words up for fear of spoiling the stories for those people who like to 'claim' their spot before reading.

    Na wa oh. I am intrigued...I already know where but I'm thinking why and when? Let me read again and a little slower this time.
    NigerianDramaQueen said...
    Love the creativity with words: 'Buy-Sexual', 'She-Males'..lol. Didnt see the twin sister twist coming either. Love that you were able to keep your story simple but interesting. Good job:-)
    Anonymous said...
    My dear boor ....
    Good no make that great job!!
    thot urs wasnt due for another day or two?
    Glad to see ure blogging again.
    i was an AVID fan!!!
    naijalines said...
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    guerreiranigeriana said...
    um, wow...i can hardly contain my curiosity...
    naijalines said...
    Love the 'buy-sexual' and the twist at the end. It's a very accessible style you've got, you get the story across easily with a lovely hint of humour.

    It's true that some people would do anything for money or to get even. Sad reflection on our world today.
    The Indecent One..... said...
    i'm only just reading the first few lines and I thot i come and comment. For me this is the best write so far! Simple use of grammar. No effizy or throwing of useless words up and down with out even knowing the meaning of the words. This 4 me is the best. Lemme continue reading tho...havent finished....:D
    Ekoakete said...
    Oooooo! lawdy lawdy lawdy... the plot thickens. Well done Boorish!
    SMC said...
    This was posted on thursday and NOT friday as scheduled on the TIMETABLE. Abeg what time are we using? I thought GMT but aparently not.>:(
    uNWrItten* said...
    hahaha.. buy sexual..love it..
    this was quite good :)
    Mz. Dee said...
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    Mz. Dee said...
    Damn.. make the bitch bleed.. totali off the hook.
    This gets more intriguin with each post
    Patrice said...
    Well done, you have opened up infinite possiblities with this one. I am not sure where this is heading, but then again, either does anyone else, including the writers . . .
    Rinsola said...
    If u posted it on friday i would have been first!!!!!!!!! Okay i'm off to read. Thank God i made it b4Jaycee and Afrobabe.
    Pink-satin said...
    the limp bastard is father micheal!!!
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    Toluwa Lase said...
    I know...connected the dots..Limp short fuck is the father from Allied's post.

    twisted and a good read!
    Baroque said...
    toothless Clara’s patch/ass fucking demon fighter with a limp….(best part)permanent satanic grimace/cheap jacket smelt like the animal it was made from

    "If you want me to whack you, it is gonna cost you extra lady, and payment upfront" FOOL

    Boorish male, how you have made the others after you bleed...

    Cattie oya
    Shubby Doo said...
    lol @ she-males and buy-sexual...2 funny

    Wow...I know that they say revenge is a dish best served cold...but ‘make her bleed’...what?!!!...I guess family often stir up the strongest emotions in us...but her twin sister ke?...this one no dey joke...na wa o!

    Nice shout out to Clara again! I noticed!

    Ok that’s it...14th street is officially scaring me...place sounds like hells kitchen.

    I’m so hooked!

    Well penned dear. I applaud u!
    LG said...
    wow....i get it NOW!!! i'm starting to connect the dots too, lol!!!

    *tanxs boorish
    Afrobabe said...
    better and better....
    more more more...
    ablackjamesbond said...
    "If you want me to whack you, it is gonna cost you extra lady, and payment upfront"- Didirin!

    Nice one BM, very nice.

    Loved the way you connected with the earlier write ups...good sturvs!

    Who's next?
    Lighty said...
    shit! 29th???
    The Indecent One..... said...
    I'm back...after abt 1 day..lol. Ok other sturves came up. meanwhile on the post, muchos nice! I applaud u BM! Nice one! Me loves! correct guy!
    Anonymous said...
    gen gen gen gen!!!bravo
    Lighty said...
    Bravo bravo! boor. i like

    i only hope she doesnt get killed in place of her twin seeing they av a stricking resemblance.
    Ms. Catwalq said...
    Another twist...
    theicequeen said...
    the short fuck is the priest innit? lol..nice reading..nice..but i don dey wpnder which kin place this 14 and serenity be..seems like a place where sun no dey shine..:P
    Allied said...
    Awon Orisa Ibeji wo leleyi?

    anyway.. anything can happen on 14th and serenity. i won't be suprised if clara's patch is in front of a mosque or a church...
    N.I.M.M.O said...
    @Lighty: My thots exactly.

    Though I didn't see the twin sister twist coming. I think Boor nailed it with this story.

    Methinks 14th & Serenity would be much enhanced by the different writers writing in their different styles. Variety is the spice of Blogville.

    Nice to see Clara come up again here. Seems she's the anchor on the street.

    LOL @ Cleavland steamer. You mean people really do THAT?

    OK. Ain't gonna ask who's next. Seems this thing is going alphabetically; first Allied, then A-2-2, then Boorish, then... Catwalq. Right?
    Uzezi said...
    lovely. beautifully written. love the storyline
    Queen of My Castle said...
    I am wondering if he is going to mistake her for her sister.

    Eeeeewwwww at the Cleveland Steamer bit. LOL. That's worse than a rusty trombone!

    I am so loving this. I would love to see this all played out on film.
    Ms Sula said...
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    Ms Sula said...
    This one reads like a great script for a short movie.

    And I like that each writer brings his/her own sensibilities to the stories (Boorish seems to be very fond of the Urban Dico... Lol! Ewww at the thought of that!)

    Are there people living at this junction (well, except for Davina of course)? If they do, they must be witness to some craziness! :)

    I so want to be a fly on Clara's patch. Lol!
    Naijaxpress said...
    Na wa oohh!!! Tutu and then Boorish. I take it that Boorish was the uknown blogger cos he was not in the original line up. Anyway, Tutu took it to the streets and Boorish kept it on the streets. RAWW!!!! Y'all are talented! If it were me, I would write from Clara's perspective...you might think that she does not know what's going on but she does...lol. This is just my idea. I hope I did not spoil it for subsequent writers. Waiting for Catwalq and Overwhelmed. Kinda feel sorry for the last man, UK Naija, as he would have to tie up all the knots. How he would do it is a wonder. Keep it up y'all
    Ollay said...
    So she stumbles on the priest...I just wonder where this is all going. Cant wait.
    Zephi Fahrenheit said...
    this is just brilliant..you guys are such story tellers
    Standtall said...
    I hope there will be a better abusive word but not "bitch". I hate the word. I hope it will one dsy be abolished!!! Good work though. I am following the story... step by step, post by post (lol)
    Overwhelmed Naija Babe said...
    I knew what a cleveland steamer was... as I also know what a 'strawberry sundae' is or a 'pearl necklace' and 'chocolate dirtbike'... lmao... I'm a true resident of 14th and serenity if there ever was one...lol. fantastic writeup boorish...
    Smaragd said...
    First off, i hope i never have cause to visit, talk less of live on 14th street! pimp's paradise, whores ahoy etc.
    really slimy.

    this dish was served to me hot and steaming! totally loved it.

    p.s. u guys should kindly remove this word verification, it's making life difficult!

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